Run Ron! RUN! (The College Kid's President)

  
     Ron Paul is from Texas. Ron Paul is a man. Ron Paul....Ron Paul....Ron Paul. He is the man. He WANTS to be President.

      Paul is from Texas' 14th District which is Galveston and the burbs in H-Town. He is tite, off the chain! He'll make this country right as rain! Ronnie Boyyy is also one of the hippest lawmakers in DC, and he's spreadin all his views on the cable TV! Wurdd to yo motha!

     Why all the hip cool talk? Well, because Ron Paul is the coolest mo fo running for president, at least on the Republican ticket. Think about it. Who is he up against?

-Mitt Romney (He's a mormon whose first name is a synonym for a glove)
-Tim Pawlenty (Who?)
-Donald Trump (Still waiting for the punch line...)
-Barack Obama (He's so 2008, Ron Paul is 3000 and great)

     Ok, here are some reasons on why he is the best choice for the young people in America, and for that fact, America as a whole.

1. He wants to legalize marijuana- People used to laugh at him and call him a hippie, but now that we all need cash flow and have actual problems to worry about, who's laughing now? (Besides the potheads who are already laughing at everything)

2. He believes in Smaller Government, with less regulations- Tea Party values. And shoot we love the Tea Parties. Even more than the British do.

3. He wanted to impeach Obama- Sooo......I'm pretty sure no one else has the balls to do/say that.


     Overall, Ron Paul would be the the fifth Texan President in the White House (Eisenhower, LBJ, and the Bushes). I think he has a huge chance of winning the Republican nomination considering who else is running. Paul can raise millions in a day, and his following consists of young college kids and older conservatives. Now, the trouble is trying to get everyone in between. Who knows, maybe we'll be laughing over not believing in President Paul (a cool name), over a bubbler bong we bought online at www.grasscity.com, completely legal of course.

-Emmanuel Delfin

Sr. Political Editor